SWAG WARNING - DANGERS OF CAT

Remember when they said we were sniffing plant feeder back in the day? It seems asif they may have been correct cos poor Tony got ont sesh for one day too long and look whats happend to him. Its not even funny, he is as ITN say "Completely fucked".  I seen this happen myself other day int old school lofts we was ont sesh and i seen a dandelion poking out of dan's ear after he smashed a 2 gram wophead, we didnt think owt about it at time but a week later he had a cabbage patch growin under his armpit and acorns sprouting out of his arse.

andy bird flying like a bird  

Even our favourite club here at SWAG blog has took a turn for the worse, this is the latest photos from Mission. Looks like the club is going to have to change its air con that circulates mcat throughtout and give the toilet attendant some john paul gotinhair aftershave to spray you with instead "eau de mcate" (imported from paris)

catty as balls 

I've already phoned up Alan Titchmarsh on behalf of swag blog to see if he can give poor cat fiend Tony from east London a trim and maybe come with ground force to fix Mission before freshers....We will keep you updated here, meanwhile get your self to mission (bring a lawnmower if possible) and smash a line before you ride on the zip line!

Watch ya selves!!!

SWAG blog looks after U!

xxx