happy christmas fuck beiber

dj dan ere just wishin u all a veri merry xmas, last year waz a nytmare i got catty on christmas eve and couldnt even eat the dinner mi mum julie had made speshal for me. i just ad proper bad meph mouth and cudnt even fink about eating any mashed potato or parsnips so just caried ont sesh.

JUSTIN BEIBER IS A CREEPER
ma mum gt me this justein beeber poster for xmas i dont even like im hes a reyt jeb end i erd erm try and mc on ITV radio 1 and e wos shit nothin comparing to bars that us leeds lads can spit. a  wanted a tom zanetti calendar but she said she cudnt find any so plz TZ if u r readin this help a bro out this xmas .

lol es a reyt playa r tom

in concluding, if i have 1 peice of advice this xmas eve it is do not get catty, save it for xmas day and have a line with ya nan. this is mi gran dorris last year on xmas day we got on the sesh and i bought her a new snapback it was black she fort it was sik as balls and made er look youf full.

RIP queen of the sesh
sadly dorris cudnt hack the sesh prob cos ov her old age and after her 3rd gram ma line she passed away.

dont u worry, this christmas i will be wearin er hat as a sign of respect to a true nan who waz up for a laugh and get ont sesh wit lads, if u 2 beleive in these morals thn plz make sure u wear ur snapback this xmas in a sign of joint respect for dorris

RIP nan, merry xmas

xxx