dj dan ere just wishin u all a veri merry xmas, last year waz a nytmare i got catty on christmas eve and couldnt even eat the dinner mi mum julie had made speshal for me. i just ad proper bad meph mouth and cudnt even fink about eating any mashed potato or parsnips so just caried ont sesh.
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| JUSTIN BEIBER IS A CREEPER |
ma mum gt me this justein beeber poster for xmas i dont even like im hes a reyt jeb end i erd erm try and mc on ITV radio 1 and e wos shit nothin comparing to bars that us leeds lads can spit. a wanted a tom zanetti calendar but she said she cudnt find any so plz TZ if u r readin this help a bro out this xmas .
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| lol es a reyt playa r tom |
in concluding, if i have 1 peice of advice this xmas eve it is do not get catty, save it for xmas day and have a line with ya nan. this is mi gran dorris last year on xmas day we got on the sesh and i bought her a new snapback it was black she fort it was sik as balls and made er look youf full.
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| RIP queen of the sesh |
sadly dorris cudnt hack the sesh prob cos ov her old age and after her 3rd gram ma line she passed away.
dont u worry, this christmas i will be wearin er hat as a sign of respect to a true nan who waz up for a laugh and get ont sesh wit lads, if u 2 beleive in these morals thn plz make sure u wear ur snapback this xmas in a sign of joint respect for dorris
RIP nan, merry xmas
xxx
